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id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato
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Fun fact: Misha actually forgot his line here and so he just stared out the window so Jensen’s face is his genuine reaction.
Best forgotten line ever.
literally nothing they could have written could live up to this
So did Jared improvise?
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My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.
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zftw:
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
It’s important to me.
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we should just get a ouija board and ask victor hugo what the barricade boys first names are b/c the fact that he couldn’t be bothered to give them but he can write 100 pages on the french sewer system is egregious and unacceptable
#yes but i feel like he would answer in true hugonian form with massive walls of unrelated text first#all painstakingly spelled out letter by letter on the ouija board (via cosettefauchelevent)
no but this is accurate
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How light can change your appearance.
this still blows my fuckin mind
Lighting and Angles 👌 Key points
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why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius
- ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
- ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
- ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
- ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
- ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR
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- me at home: i've been wearing the same sweat pants and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
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